1) time and date u started this?
March 21st, 1:41 P.M.

2) asl?

AGE: old / SEX: no / LOCATION: the seaside

3) opinions on musicals?
I like animated musicals a la the style of a classic Disney flick.

4) favorite snack?
Small, fresh fruits like strawberries. Those vanilla wafers you can get at the grocery store are good too.

5) have u ever been in love?
Yes, every day of my life!

6) favorite pokemon?
Tie between Reshiram and Popplio. I've always been partial to water-type starters.

7) mario kart main?
Peach or Yoshi.

8) tf2 main?
Pyro, 'cause they're easy.

9) do you laugh at youtube poops?
Yes. Who doesn’t? If you fail to see the humor in a good YouTube poop, are you even human?

10) are you listening to music right now?
Yes, on the car radio as I wait to clock into work.

11) favorite shape?
Something impossible and sacred that hasn’t been revealed to humans yet.

12) do you believe in astrology?
Somewhat.

13) do you believe in the occult?
Only when it benefits my personal philosophy.

14) opinions on vocaloid?
My room is a shrine dedicated to Hatsune Miku. I wish this wasn't true, but I never lie.

15) would you ever want to be a rockstar?

Yes. I would be the very flamboyant and controversial frontman to some sort of avant-garde rock band that played music in keys and time signatures previously unheard of. I think I'd be like Tim Smith or Mike Patton but less than half as talented.

16) do you easily get stressed?
When dealing with family, yes. Nothing else can bother me as much as they do. Regularly, I'm cool as a cucumber and fear NOTHING!

17) what is/was your favorite class in high school?
English and History. I loved living vicariously through the various exploits of fictional characters and historical figures... and still do, honestly.

18) what pokemon type would you be? dual types are allowed lol
Psychic and/or normal.

19) rei or asuka?
Rei. I need to cosplay her again.

20) favorite html tag?
I AM THE TABLE.

21) are you religious?
Raised Catholic, don't really give a shit either way about going to church every Sunday. My personal relationship with Jesus is all I need. He doesn't care if I enter a certain building once a week.

22) opinions on nightcore?
Sometimes the nightcore version of a song is better than the original.

23) did you go through any major phase? (emo, goth, weeaboo, etc)
I had a scene phase as a kid that lasted for around 4 years. I think I am currently in my “goth” phase, at least music-wise.

24) are you good at drawing?
Hell no.

25) do you crack your joints?
No, never.

26) do you read visual novels?
Yes. I really love SubaHibi.

27) can you sew?
Only by hand. I’ve used a sewing machine many moons ago but it was far too scary. What if the needle goes through my finger? What if it catches on fire? I tend to break everything I touch, I am not to be trusted with machinery.

28) can you cook?
Yes, but I hate it. I make a killer bread pudding. I'm also really good at making grilled sandwiches. Trust me. They're damn tasty.

29) most expensive thing you've bought?
My car.

30) opinions on cosplay?
I used to cosplay a lot. I miss it sometimes, but costumes and wigs are overstimulating.

31) what's your most hated band/musician?
I cannot stand Mindless Self Indulgence. Pop-punk bands like Green Day and NOFX are particularly loathsome musically to me personally as well.

32) are you a dramatic person?
OH GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I certainly hope not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

33) what emoticon do you use most?
^_^ most definitely.

34) can a miracle certainly occur?
Yes, I’ve seen them happen before my very eyes more times than I can count on each of my little fingers.

35) would you let a vampire suck ur blood?
In this situation, I'd be the vampire.

36) do you have a celebrity crush?
MOST CERTAINLY NOT!!! What kind of ABOSOLUTE LUNATIC would have such a parasocial relationship with someone who likely does not know of their humbly pitiful existence? For shame! FOR SHAME, DAMN YOU! Just kidding. I do. I’m not telling you who it is, though.

37) do you like snow?
Only when I'm not the one shovelling it.

38) were you really into greek mythology as a kid?
Yes. I liked Egyptian mythology a lot too. I wanted to be an archaeologist.

39) what are some things you could competently deliver a speech on?
Anything relating to my original characters or the comic they're from (a.k.a. the two things I never shut up about) the in-universe lore behind the first 3 Gorillaz albums, Which bands have cited Mr. Bungle and Cardiacs as influences and why.

40) are you good at spelling?
Moste surtanlie.

41) which touhou wud u fuk?
None of them. Quite frankly, I do not find anime women attractive and I feel like half of them would use evil magic on me.

42) do you think there's going to be a robot takeover?
If there is, I'm fluent in 1337 so I'll be able to communicate with them efficiently.

43) HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR??!?!??!?!
Yeah, let’s go back to caveman times and all hunt mammoths together. The world would be a much simpler place then.

44) would you be an angel or devil?
Angel. Duh.

45) sine, cosine, or tangent?
None. Math is stupid. 2 + 2 = 5

46) do you like licorice?
FUCK no.

47) whats one thing you cant stand that everyone else loves?
Posting on Instagram regularly.

48) what books did you like as a kid?
Many Moons by James Thurber
High in the Clouds by Paul McCartney

49) can you play any instruments?
Semi-proficient in computer music, marginally talented at guitar and piano. I used to play flute too, but that was a decade ago.

50) what song would you want to play at your wedding?
Perhaps John Zorn's stunning rendition of the Batman theme song. Or 'Here Comes the Bride'.

51) do you believe in reincarnation?
No, but I wish I did.

52) finish the sentence: I'm just a guy who ______
…

53) have you been to another continent?
No.

54) whats your worst habit?
Pulling out my hair, biting my nails, procrastinating, pathological demand avoidance, forgetting to eat... the list goes on.

55) favorite vegetable?
Cold carrots or cucumbers.

56) whats something stupid that scared the shit outta you as a kid?
The word “within”. Counting by 5s. VHS Puppet shows. My mother’s computer. I could fill a book with things I was fearful of as a child. I was insane.

57) whats one of your guilty pleasures?
Staying up until the wee hours of the morn listening to music and then sleeping in until 4 P.M.

58) would you rather be a ghost or a vampire?
I’m already vampiresque enough, if I were to turn into one, nothing'd change a bit! I think being a ghost could be fun. I’d be really good at haunting people. Give me a white dress and I’ll roam aimlessly with my pale hands outstretched in front of me.

59) what do you fear most?
Change, whether it be for the worse or better. Or being alone and ignored.

60) do you sleep with any plushies?
Yes. I sleep with my big cat stuffie every night. I can’t sleep properly without him.

61) what hobby do you just not understand?
Fantasy football.

62) do you like the taste of alcohol?
I love wine, but hate beer and champagne.

63) are you a hopeless romantic?
I don’t know. I think in terms of romantic ideals, I am more realistic than most others I know.

64) which deadly sin best fits you?
Sloth or pride.

65) which of your physical features do you like the most?
My hair.

66) are your ears pierced?
No, but my face is. I've got a septum ring and a vertical labret in.

67) have you ever been in a physical fight?
Yes. I have a younger sister, so at a certain point it was inevitable. Now that we're both adults, we handle interpersonal issues in a much more sophisticated manner.

68) where do you buy your clothes?
The thrift store. I buy everything there.

69) where would you live if you could live anywhere?
The countryside, like I always have. You couldn't pay me to live in a major city.

70) do believe in magic? or is it all a trick?
Magic is real and it's everywhere, but only for those who believe in it.

71) have you read umineko when they cry? you should!
Yes. I love 07th Expansion’s works.

72) what is the worst chore to do?
Cleaning the toilet.

73) what did your parents almost name you?
Archer.

74) what would you want your name to be if you were not your current gender?
Maybe Simon. Or Michael.

75) what were your first words?
“Kitty”. I was an incredibly early talker and allegedly spoke in full sentences before hair grew on my head.

76) what do you want your last words to be?
Hopefully a "yo mama" joke.

77) when did you first regularly start going online?
In kindergarten because I liked playing flash games online and watching Hampsterdance on YouTube.

78) what year do you miss the most?
2012 and 2013 because those were the last years I was truly happy.

79) are you psychic?
Yes. And I know everything.

80) would you fuck a clone of yourself? you're not allowed to kill yourself.
No. I’d have a strictly platonic relationship with it. Sex is scary enough on its own, adding clones to the mix heightens the 'fear factor' significantly.

81) what do you use to listen to music?
YouTube and iTunes. Sometimes SoundCloud.

82) whats the biggest city you've been to?
Los Angeles.

83) favorite animal?
Tie between dogs and cats. Beetles and sharks are neat too.

84) what web browser do you use?
Google Chrome.

85) are you allergic to kitty cats???????????
I used to be but I got over my allergy by pure concentrated power of will.

86) do you like energy drinks?
No. I had an addiction to them. Withdrawing from caffeine was harder than withdrawing from any other drug I’d ever taken.

87) would ever spend money on tf2 unusuals/csgo skins/gacha pulls/etc
No. I've spent money on online games in the past, but I've never spent a penny on TF2.

88) when do you usually go to bed?
Anywhere from 10 P.M. to 12 P.M. if I know I have work the next day. Otherwise I stay up until I physically can't keep my eyes open.

89) how often do you wash your hair?
Every 2-3 days without fail. It's soft and silky as a horse's mane.

90) would you download a car?
Maybe.

91) what was your favorite show as a kid?
I liked Pokemon and Tutenstein a lot. Also all those 'classic' Cartoon Network shows like Ed Edd 'n' Eddy and Codename: Kids Next Door.

92) whats the silliest hat you own?
My Pikachu hat. It's leftover from a childhood Halloween costume.

93) what album/song do you're feeling angsty
I like Fugazi’s song ‘Waiting Room’. KMFDM’s song ‘Flesh’ is good too.

94) do you make OCs?
Um… duh?

95) whats the goofiest thing you do when completely alone?
Walk in circles aimlessly while listening to music until I pass out from exhaustion.

96) do you like fireworks?
Only on the 4th of July.

97) favorite painter?
Gabriele Münter.

98) favorite numbers?
3 (the trinity, the magic number)
9 (the trinity thrice over)
64 (the polygonal number)
19 (number of new beginnings, yet personally unlucky)
333 (the trinity thrice over thrice)

99) what genre of vidya gaems are you really good at? (fps, fightan, danmaku, racing, whatever)
None of them. I suck at video games.

100) time and date you finished this?
March 21st, 2:12 P.M.

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